I'M TERRIBLE WITH TEETH.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Bugger
To top off an abscess, a wisdom tooth is growing nearly into it :(
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

it's not an abscess you attention-seeking twat
dental abscess is a medical emergency requiring immediate treatment with antibiotics

you've got toothache, not an abscess
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

No, I've got an abscess
An x-ray has confirmed this, and I'm on Co-Amoxiclav.

The x-ray was done in Portsmouth and wasn't a problem until the other day, because you CAN have an abscess and not notice it.

And I called the emergency dentistry team, and they won't see me because I have a dentist, regardless of the fact that I haven't had my first appointment yet. I'm just lucky that I know somebody who could give me a private prescription.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

then it's a dental emergency and you need to phone NHS direct and an emergency dentist

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

OMG THE DRAMA

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Has she failed to understand that people DIE from DENTAL ABSCESSES?
Septicemia FTW
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

That's why I got the doctor I know to write me a private script for antibiotics

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

An emergency dentist won't see me because I have a dentist.
I went through NHS Direct to get the info.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

So emergency dentists only treat people who don't have a dentist?
BOLLOCKS
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

If you don't believe me, then phone NHS direct, say you live in Chiswick, and that you have a dentist
Nobody will see me. I'd be fucking there if they would.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

I've already explained the real reason for that.
Can't you read? OMG!11!!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

If I would be on any list
I'd be on the top list, due to the fact that the remaining tooth work I'm getting done is worth a lot of money.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

*cough* bollocks *cough*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

Bollocks it all you want
But like I said, if you're bored enough, ring them and find out
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)