Just use some string and a door handle.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Great way to chip your tooth and leave the root in there

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Who are you?
I like you
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

You've said that twice now.
Stalker!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

it only counts if they're a girl!
side question: how many ice cubes should I put in a vodka tonic?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Is it a tall one, or a short one?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

short
1/3 vodka, I'm thinkgin 3 cubes of ice but I'm undecided.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

3 is correct.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Kaplanator.
It says so at the end of all my posts.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

^this
but string nylon rope
door handle startled horse
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)