were they (very expensive) slippers?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

I resisted the urge to say that so much
I hate you :(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I lost my (very expensive) sunglasses.
I am going to replace them with more (very expensive) sunglasses soon.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

I lost my (very expensive) cleaner the other day
I found her between some sunglasses. Silly towels!
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I lost my (very expensive) towels the other day
I found them between some cleaners. Silly sunglasses!
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)