MOTHERFUCKING CANDLES
That is all.

What [NOUN]s have you [VERB]ed today?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I found my slippers today
Happy candle day
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

were they (very expensive) slippers?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

I resisted the urge to say that so much
I hate you :(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I lost my (very expensive) sunglasses.
I am going to replace them with more (very expensive) sunglasses soon.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

I lost my (very expensive) cleaner the other day
I found her between some sunglasses. Silly towels!
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I lost my (very expensive) towels the other day
I found them between some cleaners. Silly sunglasses!
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Happy Candle!
I [verbed] your [relation] [adjectively], right up the [noun]

EDIT - and what an [adjective] [noun] it was too
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

i saw that

( weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

shush the weaver, shush!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

You swam my Uncle right up the Thames?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

what [noun]s have YOU [verb]ed today?

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I drank cider!
Happy times. Happy times.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

*cider fives*
*misses*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

*west country accent*
*drives combine harvester*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

happy candle day
devoured many beers.. and now onto vodka.. tomorrow will be fun
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

My dog is doing liquid shits today.
It squirts a good foot away from him.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Collect it in a bucket
Throw it at the poor.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Good plan!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

throw feed at to
( weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

"Neck this and I'll give you 50p"
"DO IT YOU FILTHY HOMELESS".
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)