My dog is doing liquid shits today.
It squirts a good foot away from him.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Collect it in a bucket
Throw it at the poor.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Good plan!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

throw feed at to
( weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

"Neck this and I'll give you 50p"
"DO IT YOU FILTHY HOMELESS".
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)