b3ta.com talk
b3ta
talk 
You are not logged in.
Login
or
Signup
Main Board
|
Links Board
|
QotW: I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
|
Image Challenge: Animal Replacements
|
Newsletter
|
FAQ
|
Patreon
Home
»
Talk
» Message 6238558
(
Thread
)
I'd be the accidental fart during orgasm.
(
Dave Trouser
; the people's choice - 75% agree
, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:38,
archived
)
Ooh awkward
Not too sure that's actually an offence though, I wouldn't mind it.
(
Sammo
, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:39,
archived
)
I forgot to mention that is was surprise sex.
(
Dave Trouser
; the people's choice - 75% agree
, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:40,
archived
)
Did you forget to shout surprise or something?
(
hanke
murphy, I'm a mess
, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:21,
archived
)
The surprise was that it was something long enough to make a dent
(
executiverocker
only wears C&A
, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:25,
archived
)