I'd be the accidental fart during orgasm.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

Ooh awkward
Not too sure that's actually an offence though, I wouldn't mind it.
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)

I forgot to mention that is was surprise sex.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

Did you forget to shout surprise or something?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)

The surprise was that it was something long enough to make a dent

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)