Why the fuck
are you still awake?
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)

cos i'm not fucking asleep

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)

this probably counts
as some sort of sexual offence
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

You are a sexual offence.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

If you were a sexual offence
what would you be? Personally I'd say I was an awkward tickle of a nipple
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

I'd be the accidental fart during orgasm.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

Ooh awkward
Not too sure that's actually an offence though, I wouldn't mind it.
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)

I forgot to mention that is was surprise sex.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

Did you forget to shout surprise or something?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)

The surprise was that it was something long enough to make a dent

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)

sleep is a slag

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

yeah, but she loves it

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:59, archived)

the ssslaaaggggg

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:04, archived)

None of your business

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)

Ooh
get you. You must be up to no good
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)

Breaking the law

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

judas!

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

Are you that deaf ugly one?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)

It's ok, we're safe!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

speak up

( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

Bedding here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

Night sexy

( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

that's right funny that is, picking on the deaf one & that
lol
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

I hope this night of picking on people who aren't around to defend themselves never ends

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

lololol

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)

maybe one day, and gosh! I can but hope, I will have the wit of the cowardly fucker who makes jokes about people when they aren't around

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

you should probably go to bed now
you're about as funny as aids
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

But... AIDS is always funny!
*12 seconds of confusion*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

Seems like I'm leaving you on your own now
but you're a bit of a star. G'night and sweet dreams!
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)

Is nice!
High five!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)

We just need you to leave in that case :-p

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)

Just because she's deaf doesn't mean she's not a thick ignorant cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)

I love the night.
The day's OK and the sun can be fun, but I live to see those rays slip away.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)

I'm getting ready for work!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:04, archived)

Because I was in the pub, and it just ended up this way.
I went for a walk.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:27, archived)

because I'm haunted by the ghost of bank holiday past

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:58, archived)

I live far, far away....
Woo......
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 6:02, archived)