*alerts the police to your current location*
Take him away, boys...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

*readies the speculums and rubber gloves*
they hide them everywhere these days
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)