i wonder if you could train a mynah bird to handshake over PPP and order bird food off amazon
it'd be an information revolution if you could
( spacefish bong!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

I've upgraded my mynah bird
to one of these.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)