he says,
tossing his long hair, wearing tight jeans and a plunging neckline.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

He's so DREAMY!

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

My phone ring tone is girls screaming

I know yours is too, but mine is in the sexy way.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

he'd argue that his is the sexy way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

He burys himself in the Mcdonald's ballpit and then goes to work with his dictaphone
He's the Ball Park Shark.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

By girl, I meant me btw.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)