Terrahawks or Star Fleet?
Or best bit of beef.
(Fluffster, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Why the fuck isn't there a star fleet yet?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I want to go to star fleet.
I'd be CHIEF POLITICAL OFFICER VLADIMINSKIOF
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'd be a holodeck programmer

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Actually, I'd want to be Data, the smarmy third in command Autism robot.

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

With a wierd attachment to his cat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Wormulus/gaytrek.gif
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

how many hours did that take you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

It took about 5 mins of photoshop
and about 1 hour of teasing my prostate with a vibrating egg on a coathanger before I ejaculated without toucing my glans.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

something is telling me you've actually done this

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

is it wormulus's twitter feed?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

webcam hidden in his bookcase

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Pfft

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

to for
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I would hate to be the person who has to clean the holodesk when fat internetters realise they can knob a holographic girl that's programmed to love them.

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

hate to
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Haha
excellent
( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

You're so mean!
I WISH YOU'D NEVER COME BACK.

*flounces*
( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

haha
this is precisely why I came back.
I've been sent by a higher power to irritate the fuck out of you.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

You are an insufferable cunt.

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

"Damn, forgot my mop and cloth again!
Guess there's only one other way to clean all this up!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

There is
You're just not invited.
( Newington, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Your mother's weeping vagina
still warm from the chaffing of baldmonkey's homunculus-shaped woody.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Actually, can I change my answer to
your bumtube lining, after a week in pædo-prison, where it's been fucked so hard it looks like a clown's pocket made from translucent bacon.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I've just noticed how many scars my hands have.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

it's nice.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

I have scars on my hands from the last bash
I fear they are permanent and disfiguring.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

why, what happened?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Madam Marlboro scratched me

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

ha ha,
healing fail
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

She took chunks out of me.
The joke about me on the other board is that sunlight could snap me :(
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

But you are a shocking nancy boy.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

It's because of the repressed AIDS I caught from my repressed homoseuxal encounters.

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Shall we do the right thing by you and 'out' you?
Maybe it's the push you need to face up to the truth.

You massive homme.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

she also beat you at mercy and an arm wrestle.
:( you poor delicate little flower.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I'M DREADFUL AT MERCY
I HAVE STRONG HANDS TOO
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

A NEW CHALLENGER

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

you should play wormulus,
he's easily beaten.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Both of you are as queer and insecure as each other for wanting to wrestle a girl

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

he says,
tossing his long hair, wearing tight jeans and a plunging neckline.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

He's so DREAMY!

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

My phone ring tone is girls screaming

I know yours is too, but mine is in the sexy way.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

he'd argue that his is the sexy way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

He burys himself in the Mcdonald's ballpit and then goes to work with his dictaphone
He's the Ball Park Shark.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

By girl, I meant me btw.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

+ caused

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I don't know what they are, so I'm gonna go with rib-eye.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Sirloin could be a better choice

(Fluffster, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Without wanting to get into a pointless argument about food on the internet
I'd like to say I think rib eye is better than sirloin
( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

I raise you a fillet.

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Raise Minion.
Or something like that.
(Fluffster, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Minion grows up.
Now you will never take the two of us.
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

I'm going to say this:
fillet sucks balls
( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Feel better now?

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Yes
And I failed :(
( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

How so?

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Fair do.

(Fluffster, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

You're my e-hero.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Star Fleet? As in Star Trek?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Sigh, didn't want to do this again but:
Did someone say, Star Trek?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

I want to go there so much.

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

an interesting question, or not, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Terrahawks.
I liked the noughts and crosses at the end. And Zelda was terrifying. And Starfleet had Brian May doing the theme tune.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Youuuuuung staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

who cares
it's world sauntering day
www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/June/saunteringday.htm
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

*saunters about*

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

i sent you another copy of the cd yesterday
if you don't get this one. i'm not gonna keep trying. sorry!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Wicked, cheers mate.
It's not you fault, I've got a theiving/rubbish Postman.
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

the curtains.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Pfffffft

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)