Is this before or after you walked past the sobbing rape victim in MK.
you total total bastard.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I've been stopped by the police twice and asked about it.
SCS will be ringing me for a statement next week
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Well, you do look a bit rapey.
It's the clamy handprints on your jeans.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

I'm not skinny enough to be a suspect
umm, yay?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

it was ME!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

I'm glad that shops that can't sell sofas in this credit crunch are diversifying.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)