Spit roast
She wont want to bring it up for fear of upsetting you

But its all girls want.

Sexface can be hired for such events for a low, low fee.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

so low he'll even pay you

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

always down to food?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)