I'm not sure if you're cussing me or complimenting me
So thankfuck you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

I was trying to compliment you.

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

I have strong feelings for you, but I don't know how to tell you
So I will follow you around like a pug puppy and say nice things to you, in the hope that you will make the first move.
( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

let's double dick each other

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

I can't wait for you to meet my mum :)

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

I'm going to tell her that her cooking is better than my mum's for browny points.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

And I'm going to tell your mum that she has awesome tits.

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

THIS CAN'T FAIL!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

*high fives*

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)