b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6239370

Fuck this,
It's my birthday tomorrow, what the cock are you getting me?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
Couple of crackwhores?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
TJ:
Going to see Transformers 2?

Spot the very tenuous b3ta link!

End TJ
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
Does it have something about suicide and pancreatic cancer?
or is it just a tedious film?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
There's a bald Geordie signing on.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
Opposite the Royal Courts?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
Quite possibly, yes!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
Are there robocrackwhores in it?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
There's something oddly close.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
You realise of course that Transformers 2 is a film for children
and retards that are entertained by bright lights, loud noises and boobs.

It's like men and motors: the movie: 2
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
I like explosions
and helicopters,
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
Those are two items of my criteria for watching films.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
What's wrong with bright lights, loud noises and boobs?
Fuck off & flounce again you snob.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
If bright lights, tits and loud noises don't excite you
then I don't know what's wrong with you
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
Hang on,
there's a men and motors movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
Whereas you prefer dim lighting, quiet whispers and bums?
Like when you go cottaging. You repressed bummist.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
You really are a nob.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
It's escapist entertainment.
I didn't like it, if I'm totally honest. However, taken as pure entertainment, it's fucking sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Entertainment for the masses a little too lowbrow for you Seb?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
No seriously,
where can I find out about the men and motors film? IMBD doesn't have anything on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
guess that means it's up to you to make it, utol

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
*runs into a car*
*explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
I'm not even kidding, I would watch that

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
Joining the list of 'fuck you's here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
still no cd :(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
We'll have to set up a skype conversation and I'll sing to you.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
do you have spotify?
just make a playlist with the songs that were on the randomburn and send me a link to it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
Rabble rabble rabble rabble

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
Safety in numbers and all that.
If you don't agree you'll get TARGETTED.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
I GOT YOUR CD YESTERDAY
and then i didn't listen to it cos i spent the whole time trying to make my own.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Don't you hate pants?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

You realise of course that Transformers 2 is a film for children
and retards that are entertained by bright lights, loud noises and boobs.

It's like men and motors: the movie: 2

[insert something that is going to get me attention]
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
I'll reply here
since I've clearly missed the news that it's Wormulus' birthday today and we should respond to his trolls to make him a happy birthday boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
Wait a minute
Wormulus is less popular than me?

*headspins*
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
He's wanking himself in a coma due to all this attention.
Revelling at the "too serious" internet users and how anyone can be upset by the words that vomit out his keyboard like shit oozing out a fresh corpse's rectum. It doesn't matter what's said, it's the internet, nothing is real, serious or matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
wormulus hates a well liked and popular thing
what a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
I resent the implication that I'm not keen on a film becuase other people like it.
I had no idea so many of you felt so strongly about something I thought only Karl was gibbering about.

Looks a bit meh to me, all cgi and American voices. It wont be as good as the first one and that was alright
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
got to be honest
despite the fact that i am no fan of the transformers movies either

you sound like a total dick here
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
A BIG TUB OF UGLY.
SINCE YOU USED ALL YOURS LAST YEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
If I didn't use it, every time Donkey Gums and I met, a rift would form in the space-time continuum.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
making a massive aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON noise as it tore

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
aDOOOOOOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
kind of like a matter/anti-matter reaction
only ugly/sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
I'm not sure if you're cussing me or complimenting me
So thankfuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
I was trying to compliment you.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
I have strong feelings for you, but I don't know how to tell you
So I will follow you around like a pug puppy and say nice things to you, in the hope that you will make the first move.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
let's double dick each other

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
I can't wait for you to meet my mum :)

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
I'm going to tell her that her cooking is better than my mum's for browny points.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
And I'm going to tell your mum that she has awesome tits.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
THIS CAN'T FAIL!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
A Metal Detector
It's tuned in for kids with braces.

TJ: Did any Londoners by Covent Garden see by the F1 car those supermodels giving out Andrex stuff!?!? they were double honeys
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Slow down, breathe, now type it again.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
Ok...
dididanyoneherherseethosegirlsmfwithhthelonbgletgssandfndstitissiititiiss dounle honyese?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
better,
and no, I work on an industrial estate in Burgess Hill :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
I'll ask one and see if they'll pop last

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
thank god they're handing out andrex and not sandpaper.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
Nope,
although there was a ridiculous amount of hotties in central MK last night.

I got chatted up,
by a guy,
who was ginger.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
Hotties....Milton Keynes
Does. Not. Compute.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
I have a number of attractive female friends,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
You're their GBF

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I do occasionally go out with just girls
It's pretty shit, I'm trying to cut down.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
I seem to always end up with just girls.
It's very shit.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
It depends
girls can be a laugh, but you cant beat a rowdy night out with the FACKIN' LAAAADS!

No-one ever started an argument in a takeaway when just out with girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
your fucking mum

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
You got a randomburn from me
complete with footprint. What more do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
It didn't smell enough :(

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
Foot fetishist

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
i want one.
send me one. i've totally burned one for you.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
Dawww.
Thanks Binks. Alright, I will :D
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
i've sent you both one!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
a lifesize origami version of you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
Fuck all
I barely know you. How presumptuous of you to even say such a thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
Come to Ealing and I'll buy you a drink

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
Fuck Ealing

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
Your loss.
It's £2.50 a pint in the North Star
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Really?
Crumbs! That's about normal...
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
It is?
£3.10 in Chiswick
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
Sounds to me like you west London freaks are being ripped off.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
Yes, we are
But we're cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
I'm afraid I have to disagree
I can WALK to Camden from my place.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
So could I
It would just take a lot longer
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
£3.30 in Fulham
but it doesn't seem that bad because when I lived in York I went to all the poncey bars anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
I went in stages
£2 in Boro, £2.50/2.80 in Portsmouth, to £2.50-£4 in London
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
That's (very exp..
Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
It's on the WRONG SIDE of London
fuck the west side.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
What's wrong with the west?
We have The Westfi... oh
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
North east baby!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
North West is Best!
FUCK YOU EAST & SOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
I'm not too far from the river
But north of it. Is that technically North West?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
Do you have an N postcode or an S?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
Neither, I know it's not technically north west
Mine's W4
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
Well that's just shit really.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
SW FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
SAAaaaf??!?! SSAAAAF!?!?
Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
don't you mean
'get AAaaahht, you slaAAAAG!'
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
SCH SCH SCHLAAAAaaaaaG AH!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
AWWOIGHT, 'ERE, WATCHOO TAAAWWKIN' AH BAAAHT?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
You're soooo not North West
You're fucking miles away from me and live on a silly tube line
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
Already have
/has an ex in Ealing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
An ex an'all Ealing?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
yes, tenuous, I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
I'm far too hungover to understand that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
This
But with 'dizzy from codeine and pain' instead of hungover. Still feels the fucking same.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
My boyfriend lives there
I'm hardly away from the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
I know
he's my ex
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
The brother from Everybody Loves Raymond made from peach scented soaps

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
*happy baggy faces*
AH MAAAAA!
FRAAAANK!
RAYMOND!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
Damn.
I wish I was your friend. You think of the best gifts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
Dick in a box.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Just what I've always wanted :)

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)