He's wanking himself in a coma due to all this attention.
Revelling at the "too serious" internet users and how anyone can be upset by the words that vomit out his keyboard like shit oozing out a fresh corpse's rectum. It doesn't matter what's said, it's the internet, nothing is real, serious or matters.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)