Considering I work for Asda
I shouldn't bandy it about too much, but fucking gross.
( Bats, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I don't care
they've got 20 cans of stella on offer today for a tenner
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Fucking hell.
Mrs Planearm had better watch out then.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Cor. Shame I'm going to the pub instead.
I despise how they change the prices. 30 cans of Coke, £6. Two days later, £9. Gah.
( Bats, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

they are a bit shit like that I know

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Really?
I don't see it on the website.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Do you have any feelings of loyalty to asda? I wouldn't care about sullying their name if I worked for them.
Also, looks quite nice.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I really don't give a toss.
The only loyalty I have to them is to the people they employ, and that's only because I'm mates with half the girls on the checkouts.
( Bats, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

girls mongs
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

what are the two hook things on the end that's not got the tail?
they don't look whiskery, do mice have secret snail eyes on stalks?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

The mutant curry monster mouse does.

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Why not?
It's extremely likely this was a fuck-up on the supplier's part, rather than ASDA themselves.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Because knowing my luck
I'll have to deal with the one Asda customer in the whole of Suffolk who comes in and goes off their nut about Asda's poor standards, how we should all be shot, etc. Unlikely, maybe, but still.
( Bats, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Moral of the story?
Get a takeaway, at least the have the decency to make the mouse look like chicken.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I thought they normally made chicken look like something else.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

You are thinking of cat
disguised as chicken
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I will only shop at Waitrose
bloomin povvos
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

They've opened a Waitrose in the center of croydon.
I don't think they researched the area to well.
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

...oh no.

They should just open up a store that sells frozen burgers and curly chips. They'd make a fortune.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

This is how Chritianity and Judaism started.
ac
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I only shop at waitrose,
but that's because it's the closest supermarket.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

If safety button can be depressed
reject jar
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

"You're a fucking shit button."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones will never hurt me."
"You're in!"
*om nom nom*
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)