:( Boots ran out of razorblades, and the nearest Superdrug is a mile away.
Will butter knives work?
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

smash the mirror for mocking your face
and use the broken glass to let out the pain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

:(

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

jesus, anything will do.
a barbed wire fence. a scalpel. a hairclip.
( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

a tree. a screwdriver. a brick wall.

( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

custard

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Blancmange

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

a cup of tea. a drawing pin. a paperclip.

( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

custard

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Blancmange

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Milk, milk, lemonade

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

round the back...

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Blacminge
/Gonz
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'm quite partial to the occasional blacminge

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Terrible Internet Racism
Quick, call Internet Lawyerman!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Blammion...blummongng...bll...PINK JELLY

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

You called?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

stealing my thunder you cunt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

It sounds like a sheet of tin foil wafting in the wind

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)