Oh :(

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6239799
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

YAY

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Witch
We've got a witch! Thats some black magic you've used.
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

He turned me into a NEWT!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

...I got better though.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I was ready for some Terrible Internet Bullying

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

*kneels down behind you*
*gets other b3tan to push you over me*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

*breaks arm and runs off crying*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

In school, a couple of girls tried to do that to me.
I didn't fall over. I just accidentally booted the girl behind me, right in her ribs, with the back of my heel.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

I would have fallen over and started wrestling the girl, hopfully going for a Boston Crab and then a pin.
I'd get an errection and get embarrassed and be called '2ft Hip Digger Gums' for the rest of my life and have many, many lovers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Pffft
I love you DG.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

JMG?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Oooh oooh oooh
HOW DIDJA DO?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Passed!
2:1 and a big happyface!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

So what does one normally do with a Biological Anthropology degree?
(apart from the obligatory mcd application form)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Normally research or teaching
I don't want to do either!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

you could become like tarzan and go and live in the jungle and live on coconuts

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

and shag monkeys.
So it's not all bad.
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Only if you go for the pretty ones

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

in monkey terms, I'm quite pretty
*poses*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

That is pretty much plan 'A' at the moment.
I really want a job working with food, i'm trying to get some experience in food buying with a view to eventually opening my own delicatessen and microbrewery.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

HURRAH!
*congratulatory hugs and squeezes*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Thankyuuuuu!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

oh :)

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

shut up you emo

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

:( Boots ran out of razorblades, and the nearest Superdrug is a mile away.
Will butter knives work?
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

smash the mirror for mocking your face
and use the broken glass to let out the pain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

:(

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

jesus, anything will do.
a barbed wire fence. a scalpel. a hairclip.
( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

a tree. a screwdriver. a brick wall.

( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

custard

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Blancmange

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

a cup of tea. a drawing pin. a paperclip.

( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

custard

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Blancmange

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Milk, milk, lemonade

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

round the back...

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Blacminge
/Gonz
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'm quite partial to the occasional blacminge

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Terrible Internet Racism
Quick, call Internet Lawyerman!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Blammion...blummongng...bll...PINK JELLY

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

You called?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

stealing my thunder you cunt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

It sounds like a sheet of tin foil wafting in the wind

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Indeed
*looks at the time*
*cries*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Still having trouble with clocks?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Yes
They don't move fast enough. Grr.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Have you tried getting someone with a stronger arm to frisbee them at you?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Don't be silly
Time travel isn't that simple.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

If you sit on the clock it is

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I'm doing it right now.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I popped to tomorrow yesterday

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)