I would have fallen over and started wrestling the girl, hopfully going for a Boston Crab and then a pin.
I'd get an errection and get embarrassed and be called '2ft Hip Digger Gums' for the rest of my life and have many, many lovers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Pffft
I love you DG.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)