it's not a sweet though

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

it is if it is maple smoked.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Good call
That's such a good suggestion.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

smoked bacon is wrong in my eyes,
wrong in my mouth too.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Idiot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I don't think idiot's the right reply to that.
I just don't like smoked bacon at all. However, I do love un smoked. It's king of all foodstuff.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

ALL BACON IS KING OF THE FOODSTUFFS.
Even the discounted stuff that's mostly fat.

Mmm, fat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

I'm fat :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

I'm really not.
It's great. I eat loads of really unhealthy stuff, never exercise, and yet my weight is spot on, and my blood pressure is perfect.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

I'm not fat really.
I just need to tone up a bit, for the summer and what not.

Going to row for an hour at half past.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

My girlfriend complains when I try to tone up, apparently she likes the beer belly look.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

It's absolutely right in sauces though.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Have you got my shit cd yet?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

It arrived today, cheers.
I'll have a listen to it later.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Good stuff.
It's shit, mind.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Glad to see I'm getting back the same quality I sent out.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Says
YOU
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)