The next morning of the b4sh0rz last week, I slapped my face, by using the following chat-up line....
"Come back to mine, sleep with me, I don't care if I have to sleep on the couch in my bedroom.... all of you girls, come back, and then, the next morning, walk through my living room in my dressing gown... I just want to see the look on Sexface's face."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Just do it for real.
Get a gaggle of girls from a rock club.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)