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*Food siren*
The emergency dentist gave me an injection of local anaesthetic into my gum, as well as strong antibiotics. I celebrated being temporarily able to eat solids by going to a Japanese restaurant :D

When was the last time a normal meal tasted so much better?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
Why can't you normally eat solids?
I hate that anaesthetic injection :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
I have an abscess under my tooth, and it flared up
Dentist appointment is next week to sign up, so I had to use an emergency one, saying I didn't have one.

Standard antibiotics from a GP didn't work, and I was in so much pain I had to see a dentist.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Tooth pain is always awful

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Yep, tell me about it
Miserable!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I find (very expensive) meals often taste better

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
we should stop making jokes at Sami's (expense)

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
I just ate a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
I may have some Mini Cheddars
*cheesy snack fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Oh god, I'm eating the first meal I've had today, and I feel so grim.
I sware, kidney problems are worst than the fucking chrones.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
I think I'm the only one on here that is ill once ever 5 years or so.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Except me.
Then again, on the one occasion I got seriously ill in 10 years, I lost my job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
You lost you job you were so ill?!?! AWESOME!
You must have been burping pure SARS onto people on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Oh no, they just regarded any form of absence as evidence of "unreliablity", and accordingly sacked people left, right and centre.
Whether or not they'd phoned in sick in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
What's wrong with you?
Surely it's grounds for unfair dismissal, if you haven't taken many sickies?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I was a temporary employee, and as such had no rights whatsoever.
Funnily enough, I found out Lord Gnome had worked there 15 years before, and had been dismissed for exactly the same reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Ah, bugger
Still, the dole office (if you're stuck doing that) won't look down on you; everybody's losing their jobs these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Funny you should say that.
After about two months on the dole, my benefits were abruptly cut off (because I'd not applied for a job I hadn't even been aware of), but as I'd started full-time work again on the day I got that letter, much of the sting was removed.

It's a good thing I'm not a pensioner, or else they'd have probably sent a gang of lads round to beat me up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
They don't even check in an office down here, if you've applied
I'm not entitled to a penny now.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Are you claiming benefits you're not entitled to?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
No, why?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Just checking.
*fades away*
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
They sound like a pond of spastics
Fuck em.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
well I have NEVER been ill!
BEAT THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
To be fair, aside cronic stuff, and stuff related to that, I'm only ill _maybe_ once a year.
But yeah', you've got beter jeans AN genes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Tresemme hair products keep the bugs away

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Also doing the robot dance keeps germs away.
We should so hang out. We can come back with loads of girls and make sexface all jealous face as the girls I get with would laugh at his massive queerqueer face.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
The next morning of the b4sh0rz last week, I slapped my face, by using the following chat-up line....
"Come back to mine, sleep with me, I don't care if I have to sleep on the couch in my bedroom.... all of you girls, come back, and then, the next morning, walk through my living room in my dressing gown... I just want to see the look on Sexface's face."
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Just do it for real.
Get a gaggle of girls from a rock club.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
I never get ill,
just colds, etc. I haven't had a proper stomach bug for about 7 years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
What's wrong with your kidneys?
Is it a side effect of the immunosuppressants?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Why's that funny?
I don't know enough about them, so I thought it might be related
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
For some reason the word immunosuppresant made me think of AIDS and it's ensuant hilarities
But thinking on it further I might be mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Well, Crohns is an autoimmune disorder, so it's the same type of drug

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Oh, gonzo.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Salmon Sashimi
Supaider Roll and some Hamachi please
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Unagi, spring rolls, salmon, some other stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I FIND ALL FORMS OF FOOD UTTERLY REPULSIVE, YOU INSENSITIVE COW.
I HOPE YOU DIE SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
bitty?

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Hangover?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
fuck off and die you horrible contortion of a human

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
2/1 this ends up on the popular page
EDIT: NOT THIS ONE YOU DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
*clicks your post instead of mongychops so making you lose money on that bet*

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Oh, you twat :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
only if you fucking click it
resist. its easy
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
HAR HAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
I HATE YOU ALL
WORSE THAN HITLER PUNCHING BABY P IN THE FACE SCREAMING "ICH LIEBE JADE" OVER AND OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
it is a lying little cunt, i would care less about it if it suffered cancer
the numerous teeth it has to be removed and the the stupidity removes my sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Hahaha fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Numerous teeth to be removed??

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
I bet you'd get told off for being "misogynist" if the righteous crowd saw this.
If you do, pretend you're getting fucked by one of them. Anything you say will go by totally unquestioned then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
When i really really fancied a curry when i was in LA and couldn't get one.
When i came home i went to the curry house and it was so fucking lush that i did a jizz in my napkin and snuck it back into the chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
They don't do curry in LA?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
You'd be lucky to find it in the US full stop

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Bugger
Another reason not to go there
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
The US is great
They can do other food types that we can't do for shit. Like Mexican, I've never been to one good Mexican restaurant in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
tonight i had poppadoms and mint sauce which was marginally better than the beef monster munch i had last night

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I have a fear of ladies called Becca

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
i dont know anyone called becca

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Your profile (*STALKER!!*) says "Becca answered questions in "The Me Quiz"."
hence my post about Beccas
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
oh yeah.
me that is.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Since you asked...
Two bat-shit insane exes called Becca. Should have learn my fucking lesson after number 1
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
im not your ex im ginger

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Nice to meet you ginger
I'm fred
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
fred west

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
IVE GOT FUCKING LOVELY TEETH!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
it hasn't , it is a munter of ugly scale of ten, thick too, and fat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Lucky you!
Mind you, I've had this abscess since I was 18 and nothing has came of it until now, after 4 years of constant energy drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
IT'S LIKE A KEYBOARD IS TRYING TO RAPE ME

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)