They look like you broke two broom handles and jammed them into your knee stumps

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

My cats were dangling from my jeans the other day.
I wish someone could have taken a picture as I really did, interestingly, have cat legs.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

You would have knee kittens if they mated with your bungle like limbs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

caught in your fly?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)