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Instead of talking about food, let's talk about something else everyday and dull.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
How about legs?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
Good idea.
I have two legs. I wonder if any other readers have two legs.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
I like having two legs.
The way I have two legs is, in some uninteresting way, different to the way in which you have two legs. I act as if this is a cause for friction or concern.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
*walks out the door*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
They look like you broke two broom handles and jammed them into your knee stumps

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
My cats were dangling from my jeans the other day.
I wish someone could have taken a picture as I really did, interestingly, have cat legs.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
You would have knee kittens if they mated with your bungle like limbs.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
caught in your fly?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
you do realise
that you have more than the average number of legs, don't you ?
(CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
Very clever.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Depends what average you're using. He has both the median and mode number of legs for a human.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
what pc game best describes the aids epidemic in africa?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
the curse of monkey island

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
I played 2 the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
they're doing a new one
and also remaking the first one
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
Far Cry

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
Oh, racism. HARSH!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
Half Life

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
HAHAHA :)

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Doom

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Perfect Dark

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
NOT A PC GAME
YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
I'VE GOT AN EMULATOR
SO DOUBLE DICKS INTO YOUR EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
fuck yeah
elvis ftw
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
MACGYVOR.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
lemmings

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
Isn't it terribly dissapointing when you get everything ready to fill your sandwich
And then you check the bread bin for bread and there's none in there

And all because you stupidly took it for granted there would be bread ready for sandwicherising
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
Pfft
I've done that before, but then I just went next door to the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
you lucky blighter
Or perhaps you planned ahead for such occurences by ensuring your home was in such close proximity to a shop
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
God no
I hated that house
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
Poltergeists?
Or was it Rising Damp?

Or were you tired of going Upstairs, Downstairs?

Or was it the Neighbours?

Or was it so far away from work you were sick of getting On The Buses?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
Neighbours
And the landlord didn't believe in maintenance
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
MACGYVOR.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
6240601

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
shut up

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
spell it right

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
Fucking terrible when you're cooking bacon, THEN you realise.
Or you notice the bread is slightly mouldy.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
...after you've eaten half the sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
Oh god yes, I've done that.
Blegh.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
magnum or macgyvor?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
MACGYVOR.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
MacGyver

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
mcGuyver?
bash.org/?823214&
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
mcguyver would NEVER get caught like that

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
periods why so painful?
xkcd.com/594/
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
MACGYVOR.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

www.isxkcdshittytoday.com
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
horrid man

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
horrid comic

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
oh god, this
it's so fucking smug

I want to find the people responsible and kick biros down their ears until I hit their smug cerebellums
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
it's the comic equivalent of asperger's syndrome
it's creepy, pretentious, hamfisted nerdwankery
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
They are probably wearing ironic cravats as they 'draw' it
Also: another one of my pet hates on here are people that have got no drawing skill and still think they can make comics. Friz comes to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
lolbaldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
BM is real life is a fucking funny cunt, full stop.
I don't know why he needs to do the LOL WOW AHEEEEEN wacky stuff.

I was writing script with him but stopped because I'm lazy and wasn't sure if he'd freak out on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
this is what annoys me too
he's funny but too fucking lazy to do anything good
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
Indeed.
I know this sounds all 'lol i'm wicked look at me' big headed but we wrote a really solid script for a sictom set in a Funeral Parlor.

Infact, fuck it. I'm going to finish it and force him to co-produce it.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
Oh DG, what's it like to be so talented and good looking?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
Also:
Bad Blood by Supergrass is a fucking epic song
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
'Bad Blood' is also an epic film
www.imdb.com/title/tt0082043/
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
Am I a spastic for not understanding that?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
no
that's precisely the reaction the writers want from people

so they can feel all smug and superior and a bit mysterious

the fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
fucking double cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
i like it
funny dead cute xkcd.com/162/
and enough nerdiness to make me feel not weird.. i've obviously missed the smug bit
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
It just reads as: blllleeeeeaaaaaaam to me

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
next you'll be saying you don't like
radiohead
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
Radiohead are awesome
But this ain't funny.

This is 'Snuffle Gwuffle' humour. as in the sound you think you should make when you read it .
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
It insists upon itself

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
You're not that bad

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
JMG

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
*AUTO WOBBLE!*
*AUTO MOAN!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)