Pfft
I've done that before, but then I just went next door to the shop.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

you lucky blighter
Or perhaps you planned ahead for such occurences by ensuring your home was in such close proximity to a shop
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

God no
I hated that house
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Poltergeists?
Or was it Rising Damp?

Or were you tired of going Upstairs, Downstairs?

Or was it the Neighbours?

Or was it so far away from work you were sick of getting On The Buses?
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Neighbours
And the landlord didn't believe in maintenance
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)