And have a full-scale lobotomy.
/awaits telling-off from the usual gang of internet creeps
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

HOW VERY DARE YOU!
we're only 75% social retards.

Actually I've only met one person at a bash that I thought was 100% autism and wouldn't let them near me as they were cramping my style.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

In fairness, the last time I levelled a criticism at an internet "female", I found myself on the receiving end of an insanely abusive gaz and a request to the mods for my immediate banning and extradition.
So you'll understand I'm now a bit cautious about expressing my genuine opinions, online.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Nah, they usually wait until the morning after.
When noone else is awake and they can feel vastly superiour on the internet, alone.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)