Me.
Any JMG based comments?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Can I link to my picture again please?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Knock yourself out.
I'm a supporter of your art.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

THANKS!
www.b3ta.com/board/9532191
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

that's good
I thought your stuff was usually lolzanywhacky deliberately shit and yet this.... has story, emotions, compulsions, characterisation. And not even one single solitary gratuitous huge purple cock.

well done sir.

Will normal service be resumed as soon as possible?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

Will do, Jim Two.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

I'm 37
I don't know what his excuse is.

EDIT by 'His' I meant Jim Piston_Broke of whom you have compared me to . I must ahve 10 years headstart on the bloke and yet I'm still 'number 2 boring'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/sc.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

read now
www.b3ta.com/talk/6240635


You're awesome funny, maybe funnier than me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

About fucking time.
Although I did bin all my notes the other day. Hope you have yours.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Course.
my humour is like a never ending well.

I may have to make you sign an anti aHEEEEEN contract though if we're going to make this work.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

what is aHEEEEEEN
and I can't promise not to be lazy-lol-wow on here because I wouldn't come here if I had the enthusiasm to do something good.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

an aHEEEEEEN
Is when you bite you're knuckle and rock backwards and forwards for no reason.

If I get this script together will you be 100% in? I need to know as it will take me a bit of time for it to sound fucking hilarious (I know, not too hard for DG fnar fnar fnar) as we had great chemistry when we were doing it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I DON'T KNOW.
It'd be nice. I'm doing one with someone else too. But it is very different.
What would 100% involve?
You should probably gaz me. I'm going to bed.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Rotating WOBBLING AT BLADMONKEY hat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

BOOYAKASHA

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I'm saying that the picture was good
hardly a wobble. Although I did come off the scales tonight wondering where it all went wrong. 1% over my ideal BMI, what was I thinking.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

RWH, I'm gonna be honest, I know what's going on almost as much I care.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

JMG!!
I think you should do a role reversal and instead of me praising you all the time for being awesome you should praise me :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6238915
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

You can introduce yourself as JMG, I'll say I'm Pickle Fairy.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

You'd have to wear some sort of Paper Mache body armour if you're going to pull of being Pickle Fairy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

And have a full-scale lobotomy.
/awaits telling-off from the usual gang of internet creeps
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

HOW VERY DARE YOU!
we're only 75% social retards.

Actually I've only met one person at a bash that I thought was 100% autism and wouldn't let them near me as they were cramping my style.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

In fairness, the last time I levelled a criticism at an internet "female", I found myself on the receiving end of an insanely abusive gaz and a request to the mods for my immediate banning and extradition.
So you'll understand I'm now a bit cautious about expressing my genuine opinions, online.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Nah, they usually wait until the morning after.
When noone else is awake and they can feel vastly superiour on the internet, alone.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

What are you doing?
You are far too nice to be hanging around here at night.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I swatted off some girls as I wanted to just chillout tonight dude

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

I'm afraid it may corrupt your loveliness.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

p.s. jack, you're awesome :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

This has genuinely made my evening.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

It's true mate :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

if you had a vag we would be a great couple

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

the tories don't want alan sugar in the next series of the apprentice because he's pro-jmg

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

setantas
www.the-onion-bag.com/index.php?story=890
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

I cancelled Setanta, today.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Peterborough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

say it's name 5 times
and a huge mutant ehnic immigrant materialises and kills your family and they lock you up in a mental asylum instead.

We don't mention the P-place where I come from. Cos I worked there for 3 months and know better.

Howdy, G1.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

howdy , G2

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

now we've both said howdy, i guess
we can both don our 10-gallon hats, chew tobaccy and spit pinging sounds into the spitoon.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

I went to Peterborough, once.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

It was horrible.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

nope

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Yes
When is the Jelorean Motor Gorporation going to make a stainless steel bodied motor car that has a flux capacitor as an optional item?

imagine 'JMG' was translated through Babelfish on Altavista, then translated back using semi-literate oriental folk who make the instructions for Brother printers and you'l get the thought behind my quip.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

yes

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)