Gown.
I wore one the other day and did a little dance and sang a little song in it... then I almost fell over.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

MENTAL!
/Internet logic
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

No, I've got a right hand side spaz disorder.
It's very tragic. I fear I will die young of BRAIN CANCER

/internet attention seeking
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

That's terrible.
Send me some topless photos.

/Internet male reaction simplified.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

*gives you sexy internet validation*
here you go

mildly nsfw
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

JUST AS I SUSPECTED!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)