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If you had to,
Would you rather have soup ladles for arms, or have to wear the same backless hospital gown for the rest of your life?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
Gown.
I wore one the other day and did a little dance and sang a little song in it... then I almost fell over.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
MENTAL!
/Internet logic
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
No, I've got a right hand side spaz disorder.
It's very tragic. I fear I will die young of BRAIN CANCER

/internet attention seeking
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
That's terrible.
Send me some topless photos.

/Internet male reaction simplified.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
*gives you sexy internet validation*
here you go

mildly nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
JUST AS I SUSPECTED!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
I'd sooner wear a backless gown than have permanent spazhands.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
It's not really a seriously taxing question really is it?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
how
DARE YOU
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
You missed out the 'very'.
-100 points
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
You are making a Catherine Tate reference
-1000 points
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
I don't know what you're talking about.
But you've clearly watched enough of that god awful woman to spot an unintended reference.
-100000000000000000000000000 points
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
FUCK
I'll take my penalty like a man.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Assume the position then.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
I'm not sure where this is going
so, okay.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
barkgbarkbarkbarkbark

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
*inserts police dog into your anal cavity*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
Not nearly as taxing as trying to calculate the longest distance I've ever travelled.
Which turned out to be about 2,770 miles as the crow flies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
The hospital gown option
I can't imagine the damage caused by trying to wank using a soup ladle.

Besides, I've got a fantastic arse.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
what an edit.
PICSORLIES PICSORLIES
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
I have witnesses
pics will not be forthcoming.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
Ah well
worth a try at least.

Well done on the arse.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
Cheers!
Good effort, there.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
Cheers
Banter etc.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
*banter fives*

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
Clearing up might be easier though.
I've always thought it tastes a bit like weak vegetable cup a soup too.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
Have you been drinking the Tesco Value stuff again?
Honestly, I thought you'd learned.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
I have sunk to the depths of poverty where 10p sainsbury's basics chicken noodles are a good dinner
and sainsbury's basics 'soup in a cup' is a good lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
I was referring to the spunk
heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
snifflesnafflesnoffies

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
BARKY spinny sleepy times woof

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
SNUFFLE SNUFFLE SNUFFLE
*WEES*
SAVAGE NOISE
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
licky burple snoffies

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
OOOSAGOODOGGY?
*Scratch behind the ear*.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
dunnasickhappyspinswhat what what BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
DoesHeWanthisSqueakyToy? DoesHe? DoesHe? DoesHeWantIt??

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)
this is the best thing ever

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
snifflesnaffysnofifesniffles
bark bark a burpie chums
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
THIS IS OFFICIAL
Don't fuck with a Police Dog.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)


(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)


(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)


(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)



















BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
Backless gown.
I'd rather have all of my limbs than an enforced dress code.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
Candice Michelle & Sim Snuka
Just been released from their WWE contracts.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
I'm not surprised by Sim Snuka,
since they seemed to blame him for the bump that Taker took at WM25. I just don't understand the logic behind firing Candice.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
And now, bed for me.
Night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
I'm surprised
A straw poll of my housemates leaves a 50/50 split.

I think some of them have inadequate arse issues.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
I'd have to go for the gown option.
I am drinking a glass of Cunt's Hut, after a night on the cider. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
Is at least one of your moves the armbar?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)