by all means
take one to a park and find out.

I know it's old news already to most of you lot, but here in 'merca I just heard the news about the attacks on the radio this morning. :(
My condolences go to the victims and I hope no b3tans were harmed.
( Shiksa, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

how would we ever know if a b3tan died?
they would just stop posting, but we'd never know for sure that they hadn't packed up and moved to hawaii with their pet hamster, George, and pet penguin, Emily.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)