If you take a mong to a safari park
do they say "Bah-Boon!" and get all happy ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

My Girlfriend looks after mongs
or mogo's as we call them... They're having a fete in a few weeks - I can't wait!!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

Mnnnnnnnnnnnnngg

(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

Surely:
Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggkeys!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

by all means
take one to a park and find out.

I know it's old news already to most of you lot, but here in 'merca I just heard the news about the attacks on the radio this morning. :(
My condolences go to the victims and I hope no b3tans were harmed.
( Shiksa, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

how would we ever know if a b3tan died?
they would just stop posting, but we'd never know for sure that they hadn't packed up and moved to hawaii with their pet hamster, George, and pet penguin, Emily.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)