Don't be silly
You wouldn't commit such an obvious hand-ball.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

ERROR
Dog is not ball; I had it neutered.

ALTERNATIVE COMEDIC REPLY

I am a mental goalie.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)