Maybe a medium sized dog, like a King Charles Spaniel.
What's the largest animal that you reckon you could hurl over the crossbar of a regulation football pitch from the edge of the box?

I'd use the ears and do an Olympic hammer type throw.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Armadillo.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

a porcipine would be more fun
especially for the fans beind the net
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Porky pine?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

Don't be silly
You wouldn't commit such an obvious hand-ball.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

ERROR
Dog is not ball; I had it neutered.

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I am a mental goalie.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

I would drop kick a beagle
would have kick kicked
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

using the backflip technique
a moose
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

I don't know about largest
but spinning a lemur by the tail and releasing it like a hammer would be pretty fun
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

this seems like a very cruel thing to do, why are you suggesting people throw animals around? bum knuckle

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

I think I have abandonment issues

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

i'm sorry for your loss, have you tried to seek help from a specialist?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

He abandonned me as well
THE DIRTY GYPSY CUNT
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Not really,
I just don't like animals.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

mongyknuckle
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

large alsatian puppy

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

A high jumper.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)