They....
...had to find an American tourist to interview just to make it sound like something was actually happening.
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

My personal fave
are the police interviews; "We can't confirm or deny anything at all, but something may or may not have happened. Possibly."
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

nothing
quite like covering all the bases is there.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

Move along there's nothing to see here.
'What's under that white sheet behind you?'
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)