Were the orthorities ever called?
Did that chubby little cunt ever actually make good on his threat?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Are you a journalist for TV Quick or something?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

yes...
cause b3ta really needs more press attention right now
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

What press attention is it getting?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Rob's expenses were published.
They blacked out a lot, and there were claims he was racist.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

FINE I'll reply with my own chortle.
hahaha - 'zuki, yor so funnee.

It's just not the same. I may as well go and top meself.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

this
news.google.ca/news/more?pz=1&ned=ca&cf=all&ncl=dDrnPBop-G2tQKMhnYPX-UzsAPcmM
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

One story.
Woo.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

but
if there's only going to be one story, it's a pretty decent one
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

sounds like someone was trying a Bangkok stranglewank and it got out of hand
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194117/Police-save-British-man-online-threat-kill-15-minutes--tip-woman-Australia.html
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

really? was that here?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

yup
on off-topic, mostly...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Link?

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

it's
been wiped
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

as the nurse said after visiting SSG

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

oh my
well, hope the chap is alright
( MrA, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

unless it's piston

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

or sticky.
or that cunt Godzuki. He really is a twat.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

he was probably lying about being suicidal then

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

LAUGH AT MY QOTW JOKE YOU FUCKING CUNTS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

disclaimer
i actually am employed by a newspaper, but strictly in the sports department. as what you lot would call a sub editor. and in the colonies (canada, to be precise). so my interest in this is purely unprofessional.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

most sub-editors I've dealt with can't sub for shit
are you the sub that runs a collection of desks, or the sub that fucks up everyone's copy with your retarded grasp for the flow of prose?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

hahah
i'm the one that turns sub-literate drivel into something vaguely resembling english.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

TOOT TOOT
I'M A SUBMARINE
(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I can imagine you're rather overworked
if that's for a sports desk.

(in-house language consultant for That Big News Agency)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

the one
starting with r but now owned by t? or the one starting with a and HQd in new york?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

The first one
the manufacturers of the tool in your RIMming story.
And yes, that T is shafting the R something rotten.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

t are tight-fisted cunts
stories abound of managers not doling out new pencils until stubs of the old ones were turned in. truly fucking abysmal.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

they've skipped that bit
and just planning to reduce the local office from 90 people to about 15.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

and
i also save pretentious twats from themselves. especially the ones who fancy themselves a new dostoyevsky when they're writing a 6-inch story on a footballer who got a boil on his arse and will thus be out of a match.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Hello
yes I was, I told him he was a chubby cunt.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

bravo
well done. did he start to blubber?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

I think so,
although it may have been sweat.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

I can imagine the report:
"I was online and a chubby cunt said he wanted to see my young sisters minge"

"Really? is she fit?"
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

you've got it all wrong
``i'm a chubby cunt, and some big mean bully said he wanted to see my young sister's minge''
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

"and she said no to me so i don't see why he should be allowed"

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

this whole chubby cunt thing pretty much played itself out and got boring within an hour

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

did it...
even become a 30-second meme?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

sounds like my sex life.
a 30 second running joke.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT AIRLINE FOOD

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)