Howard at election time:
"One vote - AH! HAH! HAH!
Two votes - AH! HAH! HAH!
Three votes - AH! HAH! HAH!

....

Er...

Bollocks."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

count von count?
hey bert!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

Spell 'millennium' correctly and I'll reply.
/pet hate
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

does that mean I've spelt it correctly, since you've replied?
hmm.
User name comes from message scrawled across my sleeping body by a friend. Spelling error author's own.
But as no-one else is ever going to know this... maybe I should change! :D
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

I was being intentionally paradoxical.
Maybe.

I promise your little secret is safe with me.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)