Evenin' B3tans.
I was just forcibly removed from a club, I was thrown into some girl who I promptly obtained a number from. WIN!

I'm obviously really awesome, just how awesome are you?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)

Roughly monster truck awesome.

( Ttssattsr, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

YEEAAHHH!
I went to see monster trucks in the millenium stadium last year, I was sorely disappointed. Very loud, too few crashes and deaths.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

You should've shot wildly into the crowd with a crossbow.
That was your mistake.
( Ttssattsr, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

I will purchase a crossbow in preparation for next years event.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:45, archived)

good for you.
obviously am the greatest thing since bread came sliced.
/prouds.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

Being Australian...
earns you 15 points, well done!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

ta love,
how's things your end, aside from getting a hot girls number?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)

Things ain't so bad...
I'm kind of on a high at the moment. I don't really recall whether she was hot, but she was definitely female. YEAH!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

definitely female?
so you've seen her lack of cock then? :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)

I suppose I can't be sure about this.
She seemed female, she had boobs and a pretty face. I am quite drunk, but I consider my gender judging skills second to none.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)

that's good to know then!
I'm currently being very exciting and doing my biology homework. All theory sadly. I wish I had a practical bit of homework for biology for once.
/le sigh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)

Crikey.
Biology! I couldn't comprehend anything of the sort at the moment. I purchased some smokes on the way home though, this is completely unrelated but whatever, I'm now going to enjoy one of them.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

well I'm antipodean after all,
it's the afternoon here. So may as well. Although I wouldn't say no to happy tobaccy if I had some!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)

I've just finished my smoke.
Now I'm off to bed. Good night you!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:33, archived)

g'night!
dream drunken dreams of women that are definitely women. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:43, archived)

See, being a prick in a nightclub DOES pay off!

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

I KNOW!
I'm so fucking cool!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

Now I have an excuse for the night I got that restraining order.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)

However far away it is I'm supposed to stay away from you
it's not far enough.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

Are you sure?
I think you were trying to forcibly remove some girl from the club when you got punched in the head by security and removed for being a pervy bastard....

But either way, I am considerably more awesome than yaooww.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)

I beg to differ.
I'm full of rum.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:19, archived)

cardiffy girls
class
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)

Only the best.
Cardiff girls are in another league. It's like the ryman premier league or something.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)