The parents got themselves a RATHER LARGE new telly
So I got their old one, because my telly was slowly dying a death (tube was packing up).
( jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

That sounds like a (very expensive) telly.
My dad won't be getting a card because I fucking hate them and he thinks they're pointless. I'll go round after the grand prix.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

I always send my Pops an E-card
he lives in a land far away and the postman always opens cards or steals packages, plus I'm as tight as a gnats chuff.
(Bababoon, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)