Make them all use diesel

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

They should make the pit stops like normal petrol stations, and the cashier
should be a talkative lady from Barnsley.
"Ay up love, how are y'doin'? Smashin' weather up 'ere, eh? No rain tyres for you today!"
( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)