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Everyone knows Formula Un is shit. What would you do to liven it up?
I reckon landmines on the track, and fit all cars with tailgunners.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
They should have to complete the race
in giant hamster balls.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
just exactly what is so shit about F1?

Is it really that much worse than any other big money sport on TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
It is infinitley better than billiards.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
I managed to watch a whole football match once
I've never managed to watch a whole grand prix
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
You know tha carousel at the fairground? Can you hear the twinkly music as the horses
go round? Well put men in helmets on the horses, and instead of the music make them all scream "NNEEEOOOOWW!".
That's Formula 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
Put kids in the playground
in football kits and place them in the middle of thousands of spectators and you've got football.

It's all relative to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
...
www.wildhorse.com/humor/insanity1.html
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
I like it because at least it's honest about being combat between the R&D departments of giant corporations.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
Allow pedestrians on the track.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
400mph bears

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
Experience has told me that green and red shells, bananas and mushrooms will enliven any race.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
Mario Kart piss :)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
I love Mario Karts 64.
Wario is my speciality.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
I've played it on GC, Wii and 64 also
But I'd have to say I currently prefer Wii, due to it being easier for me to control with the wiimote.

I do love 64 though, but not the races so much as the battles.

I liked Being Bowser as he had purple balloons and you could ram someone's balloons off them right at the start.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
the wii one is the worst one because 12 racers is too many
you end being buffeted by a constant shower of items
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
I haven't got the wii version yet, I should probably give it a go.
I spent most of my second year at uni playing it on the N64, and bought it for my girlfriend for her birthday a year or two ago.
I'm so thoughtful.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
Make it more like Mario Kart.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
Get rid of the safety car
so that all debris stays on the track.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
Or not allow ANY pit stops

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
SET THE CARS ON FIRE

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
Have Irish accented workmen digging holes at various points of the track. One really beardy one
has to try stop the traffic to let a JBC cross over every few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
You mean a JCB?

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
Irish, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
I hear that they're letting that Maggie lass back over into England today.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
Shares in Guinness and anger have soared.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
allow cyclists and horseriders to compete

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
Fit all the cars with flux capacitors
so they can all race to reach 88mph and then travel to the future where they've won.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
Replace the stering wheels with Mario Kart Wiimote/wheel thinggys.
And include a few jumps.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
I'd lay a football pitch over the track and have barcelona play man utd or something.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
No pit stops (unless it rains)
and reduce the amount of aerodynamic parts to reduce the amount of turbulence behind the cars so over taking was easier. Also, reduce the race to 40 laps. And get rid of Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
We weren't supposed to answer it seriously, were we?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
OF COURSE WE WERE
THIS IS THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
What, remove the most entertaining part?
Nazi themed hooker orgies all round I say.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
have some christians thrown to some lions like the old days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Put them in the plastic kiddie cars
and make them peddle round the track making vroom noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
Make them all use diesel

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
They should make the pit stops like normal petrol stations, and the cashier
should be a talkative lady from Barnsley.
"Ay up love, how are y'doin'? Smashin' weather up 'ere, eh? No rain tyres for you today!"
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Two seaters, passenger seat occupied by
venomous snakes.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)