We have a chain of people who all hold hands and squeeze on the hour.
If that fails, we light a fire and take 1hr 40 mins off the time it takes to reach Coventry.
( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I can tell the time by looking at the sky.
*looks up*

It's daytime.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)