How did you trick someone into bearing your offspring?

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

I got a girlfriend and we had sex and used protection
A huge malicious plan
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

ahhh
well played, sir.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

You're so edgy and cool, can you make me edgy and cool?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

No,
no
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oh man, i'm never gonna get chicks to dig me now.
=((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)