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Imagine how tragic it must be to recieve anything to do with Top Gear as a Father's Day gift?
I mean, SERIOUSLY.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
It would be AWFUL for me
As I'm a woman and I don't have any kids.

What's wrong with Top Gear?
(Northern Lovely, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
YOU'RE A WOMAN?! Well, hello there sweetcheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
You dirty bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
Don't worry Baroness, you're still my #1 gal.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
Oh tony! *swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
you're not funny or offensive

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
Haha, yeah', ok then.
So, anyone have a good daY?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
i have 7 knat bites on my forhead, i look like some stange star trek creatures, is there a convention on so i can enjoy myself?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
yeah', look in the calendar.
Look for any event with more than 10 people, because then there is bound to be someone you have something in common with... even if it is a crippling smack addict (bring your buisness cards in case they are).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
it's all cocaine these day gonz, us smack addicts are a dying breed, i barely sell an oz a week
still can't grumble
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
I'm sure there are worse gifts out there

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
like a giant flaming ball of gas
"this is a terrible present, it's ruining the ceiling, you're a useless son"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
The kids bought Mr Sp@m the Polar and African specials for christmas.
he thought it was an awesome pressie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
I bought my dad gin.
I had bought him a selection of beers and ciders, but last weekend he phoned to tell me he'd just been diagnosed as diabetic so I had to drink them. Luckily he can still drink gin and slimline tonic so he's not too upset.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
no one got me anything for fathers day :(
you insensitive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
count yourself lucky, i got 2 t-shirts, one looks like it has pink on it, i'm not a bummer :((((((

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
step down from last year
lovely fishing cool bag weren't it? gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
i'm now seen as a metrosexual or summat, ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
its all those gaybo soups you get from the gayboy shop

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
my children know nothing of my love of fancy soups
kept it down eh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
Not one of the kids?
Oh, man, after all you've done for them, all those sacrifices !

I would have thought the baby-mama would have at least stumped out for The Office Specials DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
I'll be able to apply for these soon.
This is my way of telling the internet that I'm going to be a Dad.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
Subtle, aren't I?

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
poor cow, imagine having to push that needy, attention seeking aborted foetus out of your cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
QUICK GET NATIONAL ENQUIRER
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT'S FACE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
I've a fat face

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
Half of this doesn't make sense

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
i sure she will see sense and abort, like i bet your mum wishes she had, and like i wish you would to your life
you know, like just fuck off and die
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
Jesus fucking christ

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
i'm not no, but if i was i'd see to it that everyday your life got so pathetic that you killed yourself in the manner of my choosing
probably molten lead funnelled into your arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
haha
yeah

good banter, forum, times.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
You've knocked up Pickle Fairy?
:(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
Yes.
Because we had sex.

With each other.

*wink*
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
How did you trick someone into bearing your offspring?

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
I got a girlfriend and we had sex and used protection
A huge malicious plan
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
ahhh
well played, sir.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
You're so edgy and cool, can you make me edgy and cool?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
No,
no
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
Oh man, i'm never gonna get chicks to dig me now.
=((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
Attention seeking fucking liar.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
Haha
This has been tearing me up for about a month now, though
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
Wildheart's known since late April

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
Congratulations, I suppose.
OR NOT. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
I love the internet

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
I just feel sorry for her
trying to push that huge head and face out.

Congratulations by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
Ta
I'm excited now. Was absolutely scared. But we're back together now, which is excellent. One day at a time.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
Well done on keeping it quiet.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
yeah that would be about the most terrible thing ever to happen in the entire history of the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
Most present you get from your kids are rubbish
except they're from your kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)