
Is a load of drunk people turning up demanding treatment for injuries incurred whilst on the piss.
On the other hand, you could just go and buy some beer from the offy and drink it in the park, picnic style; the sun's just come out, and it's stopped raining now.
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

Stay sober and alert and keep out of trouble. Or drown your sorrows at the thought of a six mile hike across london village.
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)