Your mum has been diagnosed more times than dick van dyke.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

You are

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

You fat smell.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Your Mum is really nice

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

She birthed me.
I'm glad for that.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)