British TV at it's best (and live broadcast stretched to it's limits)
BBC2 - Live coverage of men in funny outfits chasing little balls around a field
C4 - Live coverage of men in funny outfits riding horses round a field.
BBC1 - Men and women in various (some of them fantasy) outfits not wanting to be the first to say the big bang was a bomb or that a man in a funny tea-towel outfit caused it.
ITV - Men and women dressed identically to BBC1 making wild extravagent claims then pretending they never said them when the facts emerge.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

its
/soothing sensation of pedantry
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)

In an uncertain world...

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

I bet he's popular at parties

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

You forgot channel 5

( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

We all did
until you came and raked it up. Cunt.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

channel 5 doesn't count
its not a real tv channel
( MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

Southampton TV?
That's a classy station... They show 'The Adventures of Stephen Brown' and everything...
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)