"Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic"
They really need to look at the messageboard.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)

And at every square mile of land
more than 10 miles from the centre of London
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

I just spoke to a friend of mine who works in the City
and he was eating a sausage sandwich in a park.

(mind you ... he is welsh)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

indeed.
my colleagues have decided to go for a drink in a bar called "hakuna matata".

how apt.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)

are
we and there was I just scratching my bum.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)