Oh I 'd like to answer this
I would become an old plane like Jetfire, or even a Camaro like Bumblebee.

The most unattractive thing in men is when they scratch their balls and most dont seem to mind doing it in public. Imagine if we women started scratching our fanny itches in public.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

bumblebee is not a camaro!
he's a beetle

i'd be ULTRA FUCKING MAGNUS
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Ohhhh I am just beginning to have G1 transformers forced upon me
so is Ultra Magnus the huge one with the hammer that Rachet activated with the codes from Arcee ?

(sorry if this all sounds bollocks i don't even know if I am remembering an episode of the new animated or the G1 DVD's we bought)
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

THIS is ultra magnus
www.comicstatues.com/images/ultramagnusL.jpg

'cept he has legs of course
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

he looks like a cross between prime and starscream

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

he's massive and has shoulder mounted rocket launchers
JUST LIKE ME
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'd fucking love it if you wabbled your fanny at me.
We do have to adjust sometimes. It's the reason we've got pockets, You wouldn't understand as you do not own undercarriage droopage.

Unless you've got one of those prolapsed fannies that looks like Mike Tyson's boxing glove after 12 rounds :S blllerg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)