"entire royal family killed in london bombings"?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)

what, nah its not them who would suffer or the politicians but the rest of us poor bastards can be blown to buggery but not them as they is important..
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)

I bloody wish
Why couldn't they have bombed Gleneagles and got rid of the actual warmongering cunts rather than people who are actually, given the circumstances, pretty harmless?
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)

because murder is wrong?


/Old fashioned
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)

ppft
Well, yes, but given the choice, I know which one I'd go for...
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

"cake bombs smother thousands in tasty marzipan and jammy sponge"?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)

yay!
someone hack into the bbc website and put it up
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Yeah,
someone round here must know how to spike the mainframe and upload trojan patches...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)